As you know, The Expendables is coming on August 13th, and promises to create a testosterone explosion the likes of which have been little seen on this earth.  It has a sample from each star in the Zodiac of manliness, and would seem unstoppable.  And, yet, there are some teams which are almost indescribably manly, that cause young boys to suddenly burst with muscles and chest hair, and women to swoon in a three mile radius from the sheer chest-thumping testosterone.

Here are the top five..

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They are doing a hell of a job getting creative with The Expendables marketing! In this latest viral campaign Sly and the gang fuck up YouTube during an interview. Apparently, sitting and asking questions is just too boring for a group of trained killers — they have to shoot a gun every 4.2 minutes of their nuts shrivel up and fall off — it’s true, I saw it in another interview that got taken out by snipers..

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The Expendables are coming! The Expendables are coming! The explosions, the senseless violence, and the inhumane use of knives will be put on display when the film debuts in theaters nationwide on August 13th. Lionsgate has just released a new clip from the Sylvester Stallone flick entitled, “Basketball Fight,” and it brings the pain. Check out the footage below…

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The Comic-Con panel for the new action film, The Expendables, has to be, by far, the beefiest and the manliest panel of all time. The director, writer and star, Sylvester Stallone, will be joined by a few members of the cast including Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, and Terry Crews. The panel will be moderated by Harry Knowles. I’m fairly sure that somewhere in the panel they will talk about breaking necks and just beating the living daylights out of each other.

Now it’s time for it to start! We will have a play-by-play of all the highlights from the panel… Continue Reading

Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables is on its way into theaters, but before it hits, he’s releasing a series of behind the scenes clips to show you that the people in his film literally kick ass. Apparently Sly doesn’t just want his film to look tough, he really wants it to be packed with as much testosterone and ball sweat as possible. None of these male-models posing as soldiers! Lets get some real Brazilian fighters in there to fill up the background and start knocking shit over.

Check out how Sly cast his extras below…

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A new trailer has been released for Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables and it features a whole lot of action mashed into 60 seconds. When you take the world’s most talented and well known action icons and put them in one film prepare yourself for some balls to the wall over the top fun. Check out the latest trailer…

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A new clip for The Expendables was just sent over to us and it fills all the kick-ass requirements… Overtly macho? Check. Bad action-movie-dialogue? Check. Needless off-the-cuff slaughter? Check. Completely ridiculous? Double check! To some people those might seem like shortcoming but to us it’s just what the doctor ordered. Take a look…

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Lionsgate has just unleashed the final poster for Sylvester Stallone’s testosterone fest, The Expendables. Last week they released a new trailer for the film that was less than action-packed and filled with gimmicks. It focused more on the talent than the movie itself, which is exactly what this one sheet does. It’s all about the acclaimed action stars that make up the cast as opposed to the “story.” Take a look…

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A new trailer has been released for Sylvester Stallone’s latest action flick, The Expendables and surprisingly it’s a lot shorter than the first one. It plays more like a teaser and shows barely any footage but what it lacks in story it makes up for in heavy handed marketing. The people behind this movie really want you to know that this is an action epic…

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