Thursday, May 3, 2012 10:46AM - By Travis Woods
Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger announcing “I’m back!,” Jason Statham stabbing a groom at a wedding and declaring “I now pronounce you man and knife,” and Sylvester Stallone crashing an airplane into a train tunnel in the side of a mountain, the trailer for The Expendables 2 features some of the most ludicrous action clichés committed to celluloid since Commando bowed in 1985. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any sillier, Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme show up to shoot and kick things, respectively.
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Wednesday, May 2, 2012 9:59AM - By Travis Woods
They’re baaaaaack—no, not The Expendables, that group of Canon Films fodder from the 1980s and 1990s, here to resuscitate the adenoidal action films of the 80s—rather, the trailer for the trailer has returned. After seeing annoying trailers for trailer for films like the Total Recall reboot as well as The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2, we must now suffer through a trailer for the trailer for The Expendables 2, which features a brutally rippled Terry Crews screaming at the audience while things in the background go boom-boom.
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Thursday, August 12, 2010 6:00PM - By Krystal Clark
After revisiting Rocky and Rambo, Sylvester Stallone made it his business to go out and produce the manliest film of all time. The Expendables is a huge balls-to-the-wall production filled with bullets, fists, and fire. He takes some of the top action stars of yesterday and today and creates an elite team of deadly “good guys” who have no problem ripping out someone’s throat if the occasion calls for it. This film is over the top, extremely violent, and has some of the cheesiest eighties dialogue written 20 years too late — and you’ll love every minute of it!
Check out our review of The Expendables…
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Thursday, August 5, 2010 5:00PM - By Krystal Clark
Middle Men forces the most conservative viewer to take a walk on the wild side. The film centers on the world of internet porn and how it came to be. Apparently two druggies (one who’s a genius), a clean cut business man, a mafia boss, and an underhanded lawyer all played a part in one of the biggest and most lucrative industries in the world. This film attempts to tell their story, and give star Luke Wilson a few legitimate dramatic scenes in the process.
Check out our review…
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Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:54PM - By Kara Stanford-Jones
The Comic-Con panel for the new action film, The Expendables, has to be, by far, the beefiest and the manliest panel of all time. The director, writer and star, Sylvester Stallone, will be joined by a few members of the cast including Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, and Terry Crews. The panel will be moderated by Harry Knowles. I’m fairly sure that somewhere in the panel they will talk about breaking necks and just beating the living daylights out of each other.
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010 11:01AM - By Krystal Clark
A new trailer has been released for Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables and it features a whole lot of action mashed into 60 seconds. When you take the world’s most talented and well known action icons and put them in one film prepare yourself for some balls to the wall over the top fun. Check out the latest trailer…
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 11:24AM - By Krystal Clark
Paramount Vantage has just released the first trailer for their porn-centric film, Middle Men. If you’re thinking this is an updated version of Boogie Nights get your mind out of the gutter because its not. Instead, it centers on the rise of adult entertainment on the internet thanks to a few men who weren’t afraid to push the envelope. Take a look…
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010 5:54PM - By Krystal Clark
A new clip for The Expendables was just sent over to us and it fills all the kick-ass requirements… Overtly macho? Check. Bad action-movie-dialogue? Check. Needless off-the-cuff slaughter? Check. Completely ridiculous? Double check! To some people those might seem like shortcoming but to us it’s just what the doctor ordered. Take a look…
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Monday, June 7, 2010 12:15PM - By Krystal Clark
Lionsgate has just unleashed the final poster for Sylvester Stallone’s testosterone fest, The Expendables. Last week they released a new trailer for the film that was less than action-packed and filled with gimmicks. It focused more on the talent than the movie itself, which is exactly what this one sheet does. It’s all about the acclaimed action stars that make up the cast as opposed to the “story.” Take a look…
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