Paul Blart: Mall Cop

6 Reasons Why Observe and Report Must Beat Paul Blart

Monday, April 6, 2009 11:00AM - By

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There are many unanswered questions in the universe. Why am I here? Does God exist? What makes me happy?  I have a question, How did Paul Blart: Mall Cop make so much money? It was such a bad movie! It wasn’t even funny. Unfortunately, I was forced to see the movie. It’s a long story involving foreigners, language barriers, and nothing else to see. Perhaps, it made money because of reasons similar to mine?

The plot of the movie could have been pretty funny. It’s so easy to make fun of the mall cops; they are the stereotypical rejects from the police academy. They always wanted to be a cop, but just didn’t make the cut. Then add in the subplot with the awkward, fat guy on a quest to win over the hot girl. All of this together could have been really entertaining, but it really fell short. It’s disappointing that such a bad movie did that well. But, Seth Rogen is coming back, with Observe and Report, as an answer to the failed mall cop movie. Hopefully, it does as well, if not better, than its disappointing predecessor.

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Weekend Box Office: Paul Blart Does it AGAIN

Monday, January 26, 2009 9:30AM - By

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I can’t believe it! How the hell did this happen again? Are people really this stupid? Paul Blart: Mall Cop managed to scarp above Gran Torino and Underworld: Rise of the Lycans!!! I can understand people not knowing and going the first week, but come on people! Two weeks in a row? Read some reviews, don’t be fooled! And how the hell did Hotel for Dogs move up a spot? This is madness!

Here are this weeks box office numbers…

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