At the end of the new Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World trailer, it says the film will be in 4-D. What does this mean for audiences? Often considered spacetime by nerds, it can also be odors in the theatrical business. Does that mean we will be able to smell Jessica Alba and Joel McHale‘s cooking, or Jeremy Piven‘s bad guy cologne? Likely it’s just a marketing gimmick, as the film is in 3-D, so perhaps the film will not open a wormhole for every screening. Robert Rodriguez returns for the fourth entry in this decade-old franchise, and now there’s a trailer. Check it out.

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Jack and Greg go at it again for a third round in the Meet the Parents film series. The first movie debuted 10 years ago and was filled with laughs and quotables like “I have nipples. Greg, can you milk me?” But its follow up Meet the Fockers was disappointing and showed us what happens when you have too much of a good thing, therefore Little Fockers is nothing more than a lesson in cinematic overkill.

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The first photos of Jessica Alba on the set of Robert Rodriguez‘ fourth installment of the Spy Kids series, All the Time in The World have surfaced online. After looking at these photos we’ve noticed that the actress looks vaguely familiar. She’s sporting a tight, black cat-suit that almost looks exactly like the costume Scarlett Johansson wore as Black Widow in Iron Man 2. Coincidence? If that doesn’t shake you, we’ve also found several photos of the original spy kids Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara working with her on set. Get ready, it’s time to feel old. Take a look…

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Jessica Alba is known for her beauty and amping up her sexuality. Despite the photo spreads she’s done in the past and the barely there wardrobe she’s worn in films, the actress has never done nudity. She’s always spoken out against it and has said multiple times that she has no interest in putting her naked flesh on screen.

This seemed like a contradiction when Alba appeared in the Robert Rodriquez flick Machete where she was shown in a shower scene with nothing but her arm covering her assets. So what happened to her famous no-nudity clause? It turns out she never shot that scene in the buff, and the computers did it for her.

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Over the years Danny Trejo has made a living being the scariest, meanest, most badass ‘that guy’ in Hollywood. Need a psychotic Mexican to scare the shit out of a kid? Call Trejo. Need a stand-in to remind everyone not to ever, ever fuck with a guy who rocks a horseshoe mustache (while wearing leather) unless he taps your foot underneath the stall first? Dan’s your man.

Over time, we’ve gone from being vaguely weirded out by Trejo to wanting to model expensive glassware after his asymmetrical face. He’s not just a success story. He’s the success story. I move that we just skip the pretense and admit our man-crush and speculate over what woman from his new movie Machete deserves to be his arm candy. Contestants will be judged on personality, compatibility, and their kill factor. Why kill factor? If you’re around Danny Trejo, somebody always dies, that’s why.

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Machete is an old school, grind house action flick with guns, knives, and a strong political undertone. The last description doesn’t really fit but that didn’t stop Robert Rodriguez from using this trailer turned film to vocalize his disdain for U.S. immigration policies. The filmmaker has a huge bone to pick but instead of addressing Congress, he’s taking his argument to the theater!

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Robert Rodriguez must have made a serious impression on Jessica Alba when they worked on Machete. According to THR, she’s the latest actor to sign on for Rodriguez’s upcoming sequel Spy Kids 4. You didn’t know that series was still going strong did you? This is the newest entry in the highly successful family series that the director created back in 2001. Here’s what Alba will bring to the party…

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Meet the Parents was a hilarious movie that put a fresh twist on the “awkward in-law” scenario that most of us will face at some point in our lives. It’s sequel Meet the Fockers took that concept and beat it to death and the third film, Little Fockers just makes us ask why? Why make the movie? Why continue on this downward spiral that does nothing but take us to bad places? Get ready for some old, tired, and reused jokes that include erectile dysfunction and precocious children. Check out the trailer below…

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The latest movie from prolific but patchy Michael Winterbottom, The Killer Inside Me, is faithfully adapted from a novel by black-hearted pulp writer Jim Thompson. It features a stand-out performance by Casey Affleck as the cold-blooded psycho of the title, but with walk-outs and angry reactions at Sundance earlier this year (listen to them here), it is already the subject of some controversy for the vicious beatings meted out to its two female stars, most notably the extended pummelling of Jessica Alba’s sweet and pretty phisog.

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