Well, it’s Friday in August, which means it’s time for all the movies that the studios were afraid to release during the high days of summer are now getting dumped into the cinematic elephant’s graveyard that is the eighth month of our calendar year.  One such film is Colombiana starring Zoe Saldana, which is the kind of movie Angelina Jolie would have made about two years ago, when she was heavy into the woman-who-weighs-72-pounds-is-still-somehow-a-kill-machine-badass genre.

So, is it worth your time?  We’ve gathered up an array of critical reviews to help you decide whether or not to plunk down $20 to see a film about a lady assassin who launches a rampage of revenge against those who have wronged her (let’s just pretend like you haven’t already seen Kill Bill Vols. 1-2, ok?).

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