Arnold Schwarzenegger Reviews, Interviews & More

'The Expendables 3' Trailer: Botox, Hair Dye, Gut-Sucking, And Lots Of Guns...

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It’s hard to know what to make of The Expendables franchise at this point—the first film, while it had its moments, felt a lot like the nondescript straight-to-VHS ‘80s films that it was trying to rise above; the second film felt more like what the first film wanted to be, i.e., an pretty stellar and satisfying men (and woman)-on-a-mission flick; advertisements...

The Top Five Worst Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies

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There are some action fans out there that worship the almighty altar of the thick-accented Arnold Schwarzenegger. In the past 30 years we've seen the actor's career rise, fall, then come right back up again. The Austrian/American actor has made his mark on action cinema, being recognized as an icon of the 80s and 90s, so when he came back on the big screen a couple years ago fans were thrilled...

'Sabotage' Red-Band Trailer: Schwarzenegger Unleashes Brutal Violence And...

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When you think of Agatha Christie mysteries, you think brutally violent Arnold Schwarzenegger films about drug cartels, right?  Well, the David Ayer-directed film Sabotage is banking on that fact that you’ll just go with it, as the upcoming film takes as its premise the basic plot from Christie’s classic, And Then There Were...

Larry The Cable Guy And 'Jingle All The Way' Sequel Collide To Form Worst...

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Much like the tumblers falling into place in some massive, universe-spanning lock that trembles ever closer to opening some terrible, apocalyptically final door that will usher in the end of all things as one unspeakable Lovecraftian abomination after another comes spilling out of that Stygian pit to herald the prophesied Armageddon that nearly religions, cults, and cultures believe will...

Arnold Schwarzenegger is Hunted in the First 'Sabotage' Trailer

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Beastie Boys joke. Okay, with that out of the way, the first trailer for David Ayer's Sabotage looks good as Arnold Schwarzenegger leads a team of DEA agents who make a big bust, but when the ten million dollars they recovered goes missing... the poop, it hits the fan.

Escape Plan: Movie Review

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If Escape Plan was released back in the late 80s/early 90s, this would be the perfect amount of cheese and star power that action fans dream of, but this is the year 2013. The new action movie brings a couple of faded action stars together under one limp wrist story that takes way too long to get us towards the ridiculous action scenes between these two that many of...

Comic-Con 2013: Stallone And Schwarzenegger Will Host 'Escape Plan' Preview...

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For those five or six of you who are still waiting for the full-length Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger cinematic-team up that would have been awesome in the 1980s, pretty cool in the 1990s, kinda cheesy in the 2000s, and never fully capitalized on in The Expendables film, well, your wait has just gotten a little shorter.  While the action giants’ big...

The 'Terminator' Franchise Is Getting A Reboot Trilogy In 2015

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There has been a lot of speculation as to what kind of storyline would be featured in the film we’ve been calling Terminator 5, the film currently under development by Paramount, Skydance and Annapurna Pictures, which is currently being written by Laeta Kalogridis and Patrick Lussier.  For the most part—and especially due to Arnold...

'Escape Plan' Trailer: Spoilers Abound As Stallone And Schwarzenegger Plot...

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Originally called The Tomb, the film now known as Escape Plan has a new trailer for us, featuring the long-awaited, full-length team-up between Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Unfortunately, it’s not 1985and both men are so far past their respective primes as to look positively bored throughout most of the trailer; also, the two and a half minute clip...

'Terminator 5' Rumor: Will Dwayne Johnson Star?

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At this point it's no argument; Dwayne Johnson is our go-to action actor for this decade. He's starred in a number of random action films, been a part of the reboot/sequel for the G.I. Joe franchise and is set to star in a number of other big name franchises within the next couple of years. Will Terminator 5 be one of them? That's what the rumor mill is currently hinting...

'Terminator 5': Arnold Schwarzenegger To Somehow Star As The Terminator...

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Wait, how exactly is this going to work out? In what may be one of the stranger pieces of news to crop up today, it's been announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be reprising his role as the deadly Skynet cyborg in Terminator 5. No we are not kidding and aren't entirely sure how they'll be able to pull this off either.

'Terminator 5': Paramount Grabs The Distribution Rights

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Further confirmation that Terminator 5 is actually somehow happening, despite the sheer awfulness of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Terminator Salvation: Paramount Pictures is now in negotiations to own the distribution rights for the Terminator franchise.  Not only is this another very large feather in...

'Escape Plan' New Poster: Stallone And Schwarzenegger Plot A Prison Break

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For years, fans of cheesy 1980s action cinema dreamed of the day in which hyper-muscular and monosyllabic stars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone would star together in what could only be the greatest cheesy action film ever.  But then it never happened in the 1980s.  Or the 1990s.  Or the 2000s.  Finally, in 2010, we got The Expendables, in which Schwarzenegger popped...

DVD and Blu-ray Picks for May 21 - 27

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This week offers a number of this year’s earlier films, most of which failed to make much of an impression at the box office. This was sad for Arnold Schwarzenegger, and for Warner Brothers, who thought they might have the next Twilight/Harry Potter on their hands. There’s also a ton of cool older titles hitting DVD and Blu-ray this week....

Reviewing Ebert's 'Greatest Films': The Long Goodbye (1973)

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Sometimes the best thing about a film is also the worst thing about it.  The Long Goodbye is a memorable film experience, but much of its appreciation comes from the ability to understand how it goes against a genre, and your appreciation of other films by the same director.  If you're well versed in noir and Robert Altman films, you'll find this film interesting...

'Terminator 5': Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Set To Appear

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Let's stop with the "Arnold is back!" jokes and get straight to the facts. Yes, he is indeed back in the film world and is once again taking over the action genre that turned him into the superstar he is today. Along with that, he's revisiting some of the roles that made him famous, one of those being the terrifying cyborg in The Terminator franchise. His face, and his character, are...

Interview: Talking With The Cast Of 'The Last Stand'

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After years of waiting, we're finally getting another Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. This weekend, we'll feast our eyes on some goofy action in Jee-woon Kim's The Last Stand. The cast, including Schwarzenegger himself, recently spoke about their rough shoot. And yes, Schwarzenegger may be old, but he can still kick ass.

The Last Stand: Movie Review

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is back -- officially. The veteran action star returns in his first starring role with Jee-woon Kim's The Last Stand. Like most January releases, one would consider this another throwaway movie devoid of any entertainment. Thankfully, The Last Stand is good old-fashioned cheesy fun.

Blu-ray and DVD Picks for November 20-26

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With Thanksgiving this Thursday, there’s a paucity of new releases, partly because sales are going to be all about the discounts and deals that come with Black Friday. So there’s one new movie that’s actually pretty entertaining (The Expendables 2), one of the most famous bombs in the history of cinema, and a box set featuring most of the films of one of...