Because George Lucas and Steven Spielberg didn’t completely destroy all of the public goodwill directed towards the character of Indiana Jones with the utterly atrocious Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, it appears that there may be a fifth film starring the ever-adventurous Dr. Jones, at least according to Crystal Skull costar Shia LaBeouf, so says the AV Club:
The weekend is officially over, and we have more than a few things to catch up on. Normally we don’t go for the gossipy stuff but the past week was filled with crazy stories. Shia Labeouf was caught in the middle of another scandal – this time involving coffee (more on that below), Wes Anderson found himself on the University of Texas’ radar, and Emma Stone is taking a very special cause to heart.
Here’s the random fluff that went on…
Any time I hear a new Indiana Jones 5 rumor, I think of the South Park episode where Spielberg and Lucas rape Indie. It looks like Indie had better keep his pants down for a little longer, because they’re not quite done with him yet. That’s right, rumors are circulating that the fifth Indiana Jones will focus on the Bermuda Triangle.
I can see your reactions now, fellow evolved apes: Shaking your head in shame. Cringing in your chair. Closing the browser quickly as to avoid retaining the information. Too late. You’ve read it and now you can’t unsee it. Kind of like “Two Girls One Cup”. You’ve suffered enough abuse in this post, so I won’t link you to that video.
Apparently, Mr. LeBeouf was bitch slapped by a robot on the set of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I may be exaggerating to better entertain myself. TMZ.com is reporting that Shia LaBeouf suffered a minor injury when he was hit by a prop on set that lead to him needing stitches below his eyebrow. Allegedly he got sewn up and went straight back to work.
As for Megan Fox. She’s doing fine and looking fine in some recently released photos of her wet and with no shirt on. Oh you know you want to look. I couldn’t stop myself. Check them out at filmschoolrejects. Although this pics are sexy, it definitely shows off the differences between her and Jolie.
