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The ‘Expendables 2′ Full Trailer Is Out, Even More Ridiculous Than You Imagined It Could Be

Thursday, May 3, 2012 10:46AM - By

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Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger announcing “I’m back!,” Jason Statham stabbing a groom at a wedding and declaring “I now pronounce you man and knife,” and Sylvester Stallone crashing an airplane into a train tunnel in the side of a mountain, the trailer for The Expendables 2 features some of the most ludicrous action clichés committed to celluloid since Commando bowed in 1985.  And just when you thought it couldn’t get any sillier, Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme show up to shoot and kick things, respectively.

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The Expendables: Movie Review

Thursday, August 12, 2010 6:00PM - By

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After revisiting Rocky and Rambo, Sylvester Stallone made it his business to go out and produce the manliest film of all time. The Expendables is a huge balls-to-the-wall production filled with bullets, fists, and fire. He takes some of the top action stars of yesterday and today and creates an elite team of deadly “good guys” who have no problem ripping out someone’s throat if the occasion calls for it. This film is over the top, extremely violent, and has some of the cheesiest eighties dialogue written 20 years too late — and you’ll love every minute of it!

Check out our review of The Expendables

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Comic-Con 2010: The Expendables Panel

Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:54PM - By

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The Comic-Con panel for the new action film, The Expendables, has to be, by far, the beefiest and the manliest panel of all time. The director, writer and star, Sylvester Stallone, will be joined by a few members of the cast including Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, and Terry Crews. The panel will be moderated by Harry Knowles. I’m fairly sure that somewhere in the panel they will talk about breaking necks and just beating the living daylights out of each other.

Now it’s time for it to start! We will have a play-by-play of all the highlights from the panel… Continue Reading

New 60 Second Expendables Trailer

Wednesday, June 30, 2010 11:01AM - By

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A new trailer has been released for Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables and it features a whole lot of action mashed into 60 seconds. When you take the world’s most talented and well known action icons and put them in one film prepare yourself for some balls to the wall over the top fun. Check out the latest trailer…

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Expendables Gun Fight Clip: Stallone vs Statham vs Mercenaries

Tuesday, June 15, 2010 5:54PM - By

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A new clip for The Expendables was just sent over to us and it fills all the kick-ass requirements… Overtly macho? Check. Bad action-movie-dialogue? Check. Needless off-the-cuff slaughter? Check. Completely ridiculous? Double check! To some people those might seem like shortcoming but to us it’s just what the doctor ordered. Take a look…

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The Final Poster for The Expendables

Monday, June 7, 2010 12:15PM - By

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Lionsgate has just unleashed the final poster for Sylvester Stallone’s testosterone fest, The Expendables. Last week they released a new trailer for the film that was less than action-packed and filled with gimmicks. It focused more on the talent than the movie itself, which is exactly what this one sheet does. It’s all about the acclaimed action stars that make up the cast as opposed to the “story.” Take a look…

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New Expendables Trailer is Legendary

Friday, June 4, 2010 8:28AM - By

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A new trailer has been released for Sylvester Stallone’s latest action flick, The Expendables and surprisingly it’s a lot shorter than the first one. It plays more like a teaser and shows barely any footage but what it lacks in story it makes up for in heavy handed marketing. The people behind this movie really want you to know that this is an action epic…

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Hilarious Japanese Trailer For The Expendables

Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:37AM - By

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A new overseas trailer has been released for Sylvester Stallone’s upcoming action flick, The Expendables and it’s hilarious! The film isn’t a comedy but the Japanese promo brings the funny. It’s a 30 second TV spot that features all the major actors in tough situations using their expert training in combat and weaponry to survive. In other words, it’s set up like every other movie made between 1980-1989. Take a look…

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The Ass-Kicking Expendables Trailer!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 4:28PM - By

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My fingers are shaking as I type this post, because I just finished watching the amazing first trailer for Sylvester Stallone‘s The Expendables. We’ve been following this film for months, and anticipation has been building with each passing day. This isn’t your ordinary action flick, the cast consists of Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Terry Crews, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, and Oscar nominee Mickey Rourke!

Check out the trailer….

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