I know, I know… Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant… another vampire flick. Only instead of Robert Pattinson looking longingly into your eyes, you get John C. Reilly whispering subtle jokes in your ear and possibly taking a dabble of blood is bored. He may seem like an odd lead for a vampire movie, but as he says in the interview below he’s been trying for ages to become the “next teen sensation” so this might finally be the film to push him over the edge! Chances are the wide-eyed, good-guy vampire Chris Massoglia might be taking that spot instead of him, but I’m still rooting for Reilly. That is if anyone can keep their eyes off Salma Hayek who even with a beard is probably once of the hottest women on earth.

Check out the edited version of The Vampire’s Assistant press conference below…

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It’s time for a film that no one has heard of! Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant, (yes I know, another vampire film) which is kind of like a horror film for kids, starring John C. Reilly, Ken Watanabe, Josh Hutcherson, Chris Massoglia,Willem Dafoe and Salma Hayek, and directed by Paul Weitz.

I have no idea what to say about this movie. I want to hate it and yet I find the trailer amusing (damn you John C. Reilly for being so good in everything).

Check out the trailer, the poster and photos below…

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