Tuesday, March 20, 2012 11:02AM - By Travis Woods

Because it’s a necessary and organic plot development that in no way is trying to exploit the controversy generated by its former star, Two and a Half Men will feature an upcoming storyline in which the ghost of Charlie Sheen’s character (who was killed off to explain Sheen’s termination from the program), returns to haunt the remaining 1.5 men, as well as his replacement, Ashton Kutcher. And no, Sheen will not be playing his famous character—Kathy Bates will be.
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Friday, October 28, 2011 11:01AM - By Laura Aguirre

Kim Kardashian is switching gears from reality TV star to certified actress. She’s been cast in a legitimate Hollywood film, not spoof — a real movie! Also, Charlie Sheen‘s heading back to television (after being replaced on “Two and a Half Men”), Sean Penn‘s ready to direct and two new movie posters have hit the net.
All this and more in our Friday news roundup…
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:42AM - By Travis Woods

Well, it finally happened last night—the first non-Charlie Sheen episode of Two and a Half Man aired last night. The show, which, even with Sheen in the starring role was still one of the crappiest comedies on TV, is now starring Ashton Kutcher since Sheen publically flamed out and was kicked off the program. Many were curious how Sheen’s character, Charlie Harper, would be killed off, and how Kutcher’s character, Walden Schmidt, would be introduced. Well, Sheen’s character got pushed in front of a train in Paris (“His body just exploded like a balloon full of meat”), and Kutcher played a man who tried to kill himself in the ocean, and then decides to buy Sheen’s character’s house instead. Oh, the hilarity, right? Wrong. And it seems most critics agree.
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Friday, September 9, 2011 1:22PM - By Travis Woods

In a very public act of viciously and brutally beating a dead horse into the ground as we all stand around in shocked, disbelieving silence tinged with the weary acceptance that it’s going to happen no matter what we do, Charlie Sheen has announced that he will be starring in a big-screen adaptation of his life, A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charlie Swan III. Seriously.
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Tuesday, August 23, 2011 10:18AM - By Damon Houx

The Charlie Sheen crazy train seemed to derail a couple months ago. You can only make so many tiger blood jokes. And while Sheen did a public speaking tour, and was recently booed at the gathering of the Juggalos, Two and a Half Men hired Ashton Kutcher and is going full steam ahead. We’ll see how well that works Sheen-free, but Charlie is not out of the spotlight, and on September 19, Comedy Central will air The Roast of Charlie Sheen. Check out the teaser.
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Thursday, July 7, 2011 4:16PM - By Travis Woods

Ugh, good lord save us all, it’s happening again—after a relatively quiet early summer, the continuing trainwreck sprawl that is The Charlie Sheen Flame-Out of 2011 continues to roll ever onward with an inexorable and soul-crushing omnipotence (hey, look who bought a thesaurus today!).
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Friday, April 15, 2011 4:32PM - By Damon Houx

As Charlie Sheen‘s tour across North America continues, and as The Hollywood Reporter notes every reception, it’s hard to say where Sheen-mania is in total. But one thing keeping the Ma-Sheen in the news is the constant rumors about what’s going to happen with “Two and a Half Men.” The Show has been a fountain of money for the studio, but Sheen’s recent behavior got him kicked off the show. Sheen has recently insisted they’re back in negotiations, Warner Brothers says they aren’t.
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Friday, April 1, 2011 7:33AM - By Travis Woods

In feud THAT NO ONE ON THE PLANET IS SICK OF YET, GUYS, SO PLEASE KEEP DOING THIS IN PUBLIC BECAUSE IT’S SOOO ENTERTAINING AT THIS POINT, Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre has hit back at Charlie Sheen, via his trademark ‘vanity card’ (it’s a post-credits, sometimes blink-and-you’ll-miss-it screen at the end of his sitcoms where he flashes a quick message to fans and/ or enemies). And, according to The Hollywood Reporter, last night’s broadcast of The Big Bang Theory featured a vanity card reference to the ongoing Charlie Sheen debacle.
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Wednesday, March 23, 2011 7:11AM - By Travis Woods

Martin Sheen (father of Charlie), recently anointed himself in the role of Johnny Obvious this week, when he opened his mouth and roared in a voice made thunderous with shocking truths that hadn’t occurred to any of us, tearing the clouds asunder and splitting the very earth we walk upon with his shocking news: Charlie Sheen may be emotionally maladjusted.
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