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Well, the time has finally come, gang—the Age of Spoilers for the Age of Ultron has finally begun.  Mark this day, June 10, 2014, as the moment in which we were finally able to begin ruining The Avengers: Age of Ultron for you by reporting every goddamn miniscule of plot that leaks out of the production.

So, seriously, don’t read this next part if you want to avoid spoilers.  Seriously.  Don’t read it.

Latino Review has the scoop, detailing a massive battle that opens up the film:

The opening set piece and big action scene has The Avengers as a team attack that rogue outpost Hyrda cell run by Baron Von Strucker. He has Loki’s staff, and also possesses Chitauri weaponry. The Avengers are there to basically clean it all up. But that’s not all, Von Strucker also has the corpse of a leviathan!

Quicksilver and Scarlett Witch fight alongside Von Strucker against the Avengers. The Scarlett Witch uses her powers and cast a hex on the Hulk into thinking that the Leviathan is still alive. It’s safe to say some serious Hulk smashing ensues.

Eventually The Avengers win, capture the staff and the bad guys. The team then goes back to Avengers Tower and have one poppin’ party. The whole team takes turns trying to pick up Thor’s hammer Mjolnir. This is their party thing. Rhodey is in this scene by the way. Tony Stark tries to pick up Mjolnir in his Iron Man armor and the arm accidentally falls off the armor. Oops. Captain America can budge it a tad but can’t pick it up! Now they may change this because the canon in the comics is that Cap can pick it up so we will have to wait and see. It will probably freak out hardcore fanboys.

Elsewhere, a major plotline in the film will involve Bruce Banner and Black Widow develop some sexual tension, which Banner is afraid to act upon, as he worries he’ll Hulk out and hurt or kill Black Widow.

As for the rest of the film, stay tuned, and we’ll try and have the whole thing ruined for you before its release on May 1, 2015.

What do you think of the Age of Ultron spoilers?