G.I. Joe: Retaliation

G.I. Joe: Retaliation, the sequel no one wanted to the original film no one liked, is almost upon us.  And seeing as how it was set for a June 29, 2012 release date before being held back to March 28th of this year so Paramount could slather it with 3D effects and add a massive amount of reshoots, it should be really, really great!  And now that the release date is looming, here are some new clips of the overly-bronzed stars of the film, sweating and punching and shooting and talking loud at things.

First up, here’s Dwayne Johnson’s character saying things about Jay-Z because the kids like Jay-Z, right?

Next up, we’ve got Bruce Willis struggling to stay awake while giving a talking-head featurette.  He mentions how excited he was to join the franchise, while putting forth a valiant effort to keep his eyes open while doing so.

Now, we’ve got a Snake Eyes vs. Storm Shadow clip.  This is where I’m supposed to pretend like I know who either of these characters are.  But hey, there’s jumping and kicking!

And finally, here’s an epic cliff-side battle, which features a bunch of guys in red suits flying right at the screen, because, hey, 3D.

GI Joe: Retaliation will be released on March 28, 2013.

What do you think of the clips?