Star Trek Into Darkness

OK, stay with me just for a second:

Lethal Weapon 2—A hotshot, fast-talking heartthrob/rogue does things his own way, frequently talking matters into his own hands and breaking the rules whenever he sees fit, much to the chagrin of his far more logical and reserved partner as well as his crusty old commander; meanwhile, the duo must do battle with a mean dude with a European accent, all while arguing whether or not they can squeeze a station wagon through an increasingly tight spot during a high speed chase.

Now, Star Trek Into Darkness’ new teaser—A hotshot, fast-talking heartthrob/rogue does things his own way, frequently talking matters into his own hands and breaking the rules whenever he sees fit, much to the chagrin of his far more logical and reserved partner as well as his crusty old commander; meanwhile, the duo must do battle with a mean dude with a European accent, all while arguing whether or not they can squeeze a spaceship through an increasingly tight spot during a high speed chase.  I don’t know, it’s weird.  Check out the teaser:

Seriously, all this teaser is missing is that patented Lethal Weapon bass and saxophone riff, and Spock telling Kirk to “go spit.”  Beyond that, it’s kind of uncanny.

Directed by J.J. Abrams, Star Trek Into Darkness is set for a May 15, 2013 release.

What do you think of the new teaser?