Well, Twi-hards, the day you’ve long dreaded is finally upon us—the Twilight Saga has officially run out of films. The final (or is it?) entry into the ongoing series about a girl who stares at things blankly and the sparkly corpse and dog-boy who love her, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 just got a trailer. Kristen Stewart is a vampire, an army of vampires want to kill her baby, and really cheesy CGI abound. Check it out below.
That said, it’s not the worst trailer in the world, and it actually makes the film appear to be at least somewhat interesting—a vampire war, some pissed off werewolves, and, hey, wait a minute, is that Kristen Stewart actually emoting in this thing?! It is! An actual facial expression! And, at one point—though I can’t swear to it—it actually appears as if she stares at something but with her mouth closed, you guys. With her mouth closed. Somebody give this lady an Oscar.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is set for a November 16th release, at which point it will probably be the only other film (after The Dark Knight Rises) to come anywhere close to The Avengers’ box office dominion in 2012. Because if there’s one thing moviegoers love, it’s vampire wars fought over babies.
What did you think of the trailer?