Not to have its thunder stolen by the box office of The Avengers, or the buzz of Prometheus, The Amazing Spider-Man, and The Dark Knight Rises, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 dropped a series of bland character posters on the world today. Featuring a trio of blank stares we’ve all come to know and moderately tolerate, the posters are below.
Hey, we’ll give them this—at least they’re better than the “Let’s write the words ‘Twilight’ and ‘Breaking Dawn’ over a smudge and then release it” thinking that went into the original teaser poster for the upcoming film, right?
Pay close attention and you’ll note that—gasp!—Kristen Stewart’s eyes are red, which means she totes a vampire now, you guyz. Totes! OMG, it’s juuuuuuust like the books. Which, in keeping with the last book, this film will revolve around some kind of vampire army and then a 20 year old muscle-bound werewolf falls in love with a newborn vampire baby and then Stewart will look at things blankly with her mouth slightly agape and set the feminist movement back about 50 years. Something like that.
Stewart costarts with Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner in Twilight: Seriously—How Many More Punctuation Marks Can We Awkwardly Wedge Into This Title?, which is set for a November 16, 2012 release.
What do you think of the posters?
Source: Coming Soon