Just one week ago, we received the latest in that most obnoxious marketing trend: the trailer for the trailer—a commercial advertising that we’ll be seeing a commercial soon. That fact that it was a teaser for a teaser of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 didn’t make it any less irritating. But now, Twi-Hards, your wait is over, and you can now view the full teaser for the upcoming film in which Kristen Stewart continues to not act, but this time she red eyes. Totes red eyes, you guys!
View the teaser below, in which Stewart’s Bella Swan is now a vampire, leading her new vamp hubby Edward to declare, “Now we’re the same temperature,” which is both a comment on the fact that they are now as cold as corpses, as well as a nice unintentional reference to the cold and wooden performances that litter this franchise.
So there you have it—Bella running around the woods at superhuman speed, Bella sporting red eyes, Bella fetishizing her ring, Bella getting ready to gore a defenseless deer while violently draining its body of life, blood, and sinew—everything a teen girl would want to see in the final installment of the Twilight franchise (at least, of course, until Lionsgate/Summit start making ever more of these things). The film premieres on November 16, 2012.
What did you think of the new teaser?