ScreenCrave readers, there simply are no words… Sigh.  I’ll do my best.  Stiff upper lip, folks, we’re gonna get through this one together: Hasbro and Michael Bay are developing Transformers 4.  God help us all, they’re developing Transformers 4!

Looks like the toy company Hasbro has had a dip in sales of late, and studios are bailing on adaptations of Hasbro games like Clue and Ouija.  Now, where some companies would be all, “Hey guys, it seems like we’re shoving a lot of crappy product down filmgoers’ throats, and since we’re a freaking toy company and not a movie studio, let’s quit forcefeeding the world bad movies and just stick with games and toys,” Hasbro has said, “Screw it, we’re making Candyland, Risk, Stretch Armstrong and Monopoly… and what the hell, Transformers 4 will make us some quick dough.”

Yes, that’s right.  Seeing as how Transformers: Dark of the Moon has become the fourth biggest film of all time, Hasbro has decided to milk the cash cow a little more, and is currently in talks with Michael Bay, Steven Spielberg, and Paramount Pictures to make a fourth film in the Transformers franchise, and to officially prove that God is dead.  So thanks, Hasbro.  Thanks a lot.

What do you think of the Hasbro/ Transformers news?