So, it’s finally here—Bella Swan blah blah blah marries a corpse bleh bleh bleh thedog boy gets jealous and mad and rejected bluh bluh bluh some sex happens that breaks a bed bloh bloh bloh and now there’s a vampire baby-thing and everyone’s freaked out and some drama and some more long pauses and oh so meaningful stares and yada yada yada.  Really, I could write anything here.  Anyway, check out the trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 below.

So, how about that?  The baby is killing her from the inside out, the werewolves are all pissed off, people are talking in dramatic whispers, and loud music with booming choral voices is playing throughout.  It’s so dramatic, you guyz! OMG OMG OMG!

So, if you’re a teenage girl and feel like getting manipulated out of $17.50 in order to view an elaborate “oh, boyz love me” marriage fantasy about a living corpse and dog fighting over a disturbingly expressionless girl, well, this looks like your kinda flick.   It is set for a November 18th release; the follow-up, Breaking Dawn Part 2, will be out on November 16, 2012.

What do you think of the trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1?