I know you’re all very busy today, what with Beyonce being pregnant and all, but I think we should all take a moment to discuss an impending disaster situation that is threatening the United States.  No, I’m not referring to the Irene situation on the east coast; rather, I’m discussing the televised holocaust that is the cast of Dancing With The Stars season 13.

According to MLive.com, a prospective frontrunner for the cast of the long running reality TV abomination is none other than Nancy Grace, she herself an abomination which no words can describe, as she is a manipulative, fame-hungry evil from beyond time.  Also, she hosts a horrible legal talk show in which she feigns outrage and righteous moral indignation at the decay of society—also?  She drove a woman to suicide, so, you know, there’s that.

Oh, hey, get the cyanide capsules ready:

Others who might be on this season: Snooki from “Jersey Shore,” Chaz Bono, David Arquette, Rob Kardashian, Hope Solo, Sheri Shepherd, Christina Milian, Kristin Cavallari, Kim Richards and Ron Artest.

Sweet, sweet Jesus, this is gonna be a long year.  Giving Nancy Grace even more airtime on television may just be the final tumbler in the lock that brings about the apocalypse.  And, even if it’s not, grouping her on a reality TV show that features Snooki… Seriously, as a species, how can we do this to one another?

What do you think about the rumored Dancing With The Stars cast?