Today, I’d like to start a new campaign called, “Let Me Tell You Why I Hate George Clooney With the Burning Fire of a Thousand Yellow Suns.”  OK, cool?  Cool.  So gang, let me tell you why I hate George Clooney with the burning fire of a thousand yellow suns:

According to those dogged journalists over there at People (a.k.a., the thinking person’s US Weekly), George Clooney may or may not be dating, flirting, or just publicly sharing the same air as Stacy Keibler, the gorgeous Dancing with the Stars dancer.

“It’s so funny,” she told PEOPLE at the time. “George Clooney came up to me, and he was like, ‘You’re so great. You should win.’ And I said, ‘You watch Dancing with the Stars?’ ”

Now, five years later, the leggy blonde, who is also a former WWE star, is the subject of romance rumors swirling around the recently single, seasoned bachelor.

Clooney, 50, who announced his split from Italian TV host Elisabetta Canalis in June, has been clocking in time with Keibler, 31, a source tells PEOPLE.

Tabloids first buzzed about a possible new lady love in the Oscar winner’s life when reports surfaced that the two enjoyed each other’s company at Clooney’s Lake Como villa in early July.

“I’m in heaven,” Keibler Tweeted July 8. The gushing continued: “I am the luckiest girl in the world,” she added the next day.

Isn’t that just soooo cute, gang?  Doesn’t it just make you believe in  true love?  Well, if it does, I’m afraid I’ll have to de-invite you the Let Me Tell You Why I Hate George Clooney With the Burning Fire of a Thousand Yellow Suns club meeting this afternoon, which is going to be held in the treehouse in my parents’ backyard.  We’re gonna have lemonade and snack cakes and everything, but now you can’t come and you have to stay outside with George Clooney and his superhot new girlfriend and all that stupid, stupid charisma and charm and good looks of his, ok?

What do you think of Clooney and Keibler?  Or Cleibler?  Or Keiblooney?  That’s it, I’m calling them Keiblooney.