Because so many of you are just begging for more information on “Pirates of the Caribbean: Seriously Even We Can’t Believe We Made Another One, But What Can You Do, Depp Said Ok And We Need The Boost In The Foreign Markets And Christ, We Even Made It In 3D, What More Do You Animals Want From Us?,” Disney has been so kind as to release a new Behind the Scenes featurette, according to Coming Soon.

The film, set to be released on May 20th “in 3D, 2D and IMAX 3D” (sigh), stars Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, Kevin R. McNally, Astrid Berges-Frisbey, Sam Claflin and Geoffrey Rush,  was directed by Rob Marshall (Nine, Memoirs of a Geisha, and Chicago), and was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer (oh, good).

So dig the featurette below, because, at this stage, there’s no real point in trying to avoid this thing anymore—Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is going to be the first film viewed by every single living being on the planet.  It’s that omnipresent.  Well played, Disney, well played, indeed.  You win.  Now will you please let Johnny Depp go back to Tim Burton?  Pretty please?

What do you think of the behind the scenes feature?