No… please, God, no… not this… anything but this! Have you no decency, Hollywood? Oh, the humanity!
I’m sorry, forgive me. Ok, stiff upper lip, be strong, be strong. Here it is folks:
According to /Film, Ashton and the Beebs are set to star in a film called What Would Kenny Do? in which “a 17-year old encounters his 30-year old self…a teenager who meets a hologram claiming to be the adult version of himself; the hologram then helps guide the teen through high school.”
Ok then. And while the news that these two would star in a film together should be enough to make one’s head melt like at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, the script was rewritten by Scott Neustadter and Michael Weber, who wrote the charming (500) Days of Summer, based upon a script by Chris Baldi. So… this could actually be a good move, right? Maybe?
Oh, who am I kidding—if this isn’t one of the opening salvos from the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, we totally missed a prophecy somewhere, the one that says “Twitter, Book 7:12–He of the famously effeminate shag head will meet the one guy from that one show on MTV, and together they will bring forth the End of Days.” I don’t know, I need to check with my local theologian. I’ll get back to you.
What do you think of the Bieber/ Kutcher news?