Martin Sheen (father of Charlie), recently anointed himself in the role of Johnny Obvious this week, when he opened his mouth and roared in a voice made thunderous with shocking truths that hadn’t occurred to any of us, tearing the clouds asunder and splitting the very earth we walk upon with his shocking news:  Charlie Sheen may be emotionally maladjusted.

BAM!  Didn’t see that coming, did you, world?  ZING!  I tell you, if the Sheen family gets any better at dropping this wild and crazy nuggets, it’s gonna get mind-blowing.

According to ContactMusic, Marty had this to say:

“I know what hell he’s living in. I’ve had psychotic episodes in public. One of them was on camera – the opening scene of Apocalypse Now. So I know what Charlie is going through. When you do something like that, that is out of control, that’s the most difficult thing. You have to have courage… You know, Charlie’s 45 years old. He’s not a kid. Emotionally he still is. Because when you’re addicted, you don’t grow emotional. So when you get clean and sober, you’re starting at the moment you started using drugs or alcohol. You’re emotionally crippled.”

Pick yourself out of chair, dear reader, as shocking as that may be, we’ve got to keep moving on.  *slaps your face* Damn it, we have to keep moving forward!

What do you think about Martin Sheen’s comments?