The time has come to announce who will be laughing their asses off at Club Nokia in Los Angeles tonight. Our winners will get to go see Denis Leary and company as part of the second Rescue Me Comedy Tour. We we’re giving away four pair of tickets, and all you had to do was be creative and tell us your favorite Denis Leary insult! The hit series Rescue Me returns on June 29, so if you don’t get to watch Leary tonight, be sure to tune in on FX. Alright, without further delay, here are the winners…

Congratulations to:

  • Winner 1: Laura – “Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.”
  • Winner 2: Jon – “We tried to be nice to you non-smokers. We fucking tried. OK? You wanted your own sections in the restaurants. We gave you that, huh. But that wasn’t enough for you. Then you wanted the airplanes. We gave you the whole godamn plane! You happy now? I will guarantee you if the plane is going down, the first announcement you’re gonna hear is: “Folks, this is your Captain speaking. Look, uhm, light ‘em up, ’cause we’re going down, okay. I got a carton of Camel non-filters, I’ll see you on the ground.”
  • Winner 3: Johanna – “I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.”
  • Winner 4: Dave – “I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with. “

Again, thank you to all who commented. E-mails to the winners have already been sent out, so check your inbox.

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