What happened to 90 percent of the cast of American Pie? Seriously, where is everybody? They all used to be hot stuff but it’s like they’ve fallen off the face of the planet. Unfortunately Chris Klein, who played the dumb jock in the series is one of the stars who suffered. The actor has appeared in a string of bombs like Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (shutter) and has jumped on the Funny or Die bandwagon to produce a couple “leaked” audition tapes for a few iconic roles that he didn’t get. Take a look…

The first audition was for Mamma Mia, the Meryl Streep musical that helped take Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper’s careers to the next level. Too bad it got taken down by Funny or Die for some strange reason. At least we still have the follow up below. This is Klein’s attempts at Twilight, Dreamgirls, Avatar, and There Will Be Blood.

We’ll give Klein props on his Edward Cullen impression because we didn’t think anyone could do worse than Robert Pattinson in that role but he proved us wrong. Maybe someone can cast Klein in another comedy because he’s obviously got the chops for it. Drama may not be his forte.

What do you think of Chris Klein’s leaked auditions?