05_Flatbed_1 - AUGUST

I found something more frightening than Paranormal Activity. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have been molded into plastic barbies as Bella Swan and Edward Cullen and being sold now in anticipation for their latest release New Moon. I don’t even want to think about the positions you sickos are going to force these dolls into, but know that, yes you should feel guilty doing it.

You can buy Edward now for $24.99 or $49.99 on Amazon. For the life of me I can’t tell why you’re paying $20 more for one Edward Barbie than the other. Can someone explain the difference?

Bella must not be as loved because you can buy her for $24.99 or even $24.97. Is this sexism or vampirism? I’m not sure.

And after all the buzz about Taylor Lautner and all the press about him, why doesn’t he get a doll!? Was his six=pack making Ken feel bad about himself? I know I’m not for this, but if you’re going to do it, at least do it right.

The odd thing about these dolls is that they’re not sold out. They went on sale yesterday and they’re still easy to buy. One would have thought that the Twilight-ers would have bought out every store and torn down the factory by now, but apparently every fan has will have their toy in time for Christmas.

What do you think about Twilight-Barbies?