Comments on: Bill Nighy and Amanda Palmer Are Silent in Statuesque http://screencrave.com/2009-09-04/bill-nighy-amanda-palmer-silent-statuesque-neil-gaiman/ Upcoming New Movies - Reviews Interviews Trailers & Posters Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:57:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: yalen http://screencrave.com/2009-09-04/bill-nighy-amanda-palmer-silent-statuesque-neil-gaiman/comment-page-1/#comment-16030 yalen Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:13:49 +0000 http://screencrave.com/?p=36313#comment-16030 Statuesque is an incompetent piece of rubbish. It is hard to believe that someone with Gaiman's resources put together such an amateur film. Crappy performances, crappy music, crappy lighting, fuzzy plot, amateur actors. Statuesque looks like the masquerade at one of Gaiman's goofy sci fi conventions. Meh. Statuesque is an incompetent piece of rubbish. It is hard to believe that someone with Gaiman's resources put together such an amateur film. Crappy performances, crappy music, crappy lighting, fuzzy plot, amateur actors. Statuesque looks like the masquerade at one of Gaiman's goofy sci fi conventions. Meh.

]]> By: Zarah http://screencrave.com/2009-09-04/bill-nighy-amanda-palmer-silent-statuesque-neil-gaiman/comment-page-1/#comment-14191 Zarah Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:32:05 +0000 http://screencrave.com/?p=36313#comment-14191 Right, Coraline tanked and The Graveyard Book barely made it into bookshelves. Amanda Palmer can't sell tickets for gigs and was dumped by her record label, and their respective religions and what they spend their money on is public knowledge. Also, Palin is president; the credit crunch never happened; Santa skips round holding hands with the easter bunny; and I'm dating Johnny Depp. All this is happening on your parallel planet, which I'm nominally calling 'Merde des Vaches'. In this reality, however, you're writing shite. Right, Coraline tanked and The Graveyard Book barely made it into bookshelves. Amanda Palmer can't sell tickets for gigs and was dumped by her record label, and their respective religions and what they spend their money on is public knowledge. Also, Palin is president; the credit crunch never happened; Santa skips round holding hands with the easter bunny; and I'm dating Johnny Depp. All this is happening on your parallel planet, which I'm nominally calling 'Merde des Vaches'.
In this reality, however, you're writing shite.

]]> By: Emily http://screencrave.com/2009-09-04/bill-nighy-amanda-palmer-silent-statuesque-neil-gaiman/comment-page-1/#comment-14151 Emily Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:20:48 +0000 http://screencrave.com/?p=36313#comment-14151 You're right, it's totally obvious to pair up the successful English author of Stardust, American Gods and other magnificent books with an obscure American pianist singer-songwriter who actually hasn't been dumped by her label (to her dismay). That will make loads of dosh. I for one, can't wait to see this. You're right, it's totally obvious to pair up the successful English author of Stardust, American Gods and other magnificent books with an obscure American pianist singer-songwriter who actually hasn't been dumped by her label (to her dismay). That will make loads of dosh.

I for one, can't wait to see this.

]]> By: AmaNielFan http://screencrave.com/2009-09-04/bill-nighy-amanda-palmer-silent-statuesque-neil-gaiman/comment-page-1/#comment-13330 AmaNielFan Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:53:57 +0000 http://screencrave.com/?p=36313#comment-13330 The above 3 posters are idiots. The above 3 posters are idiots.

]]> By: Jer http://screencrave.com/2009-09-04/bill-nighy-amanda-palmer-silent-statuesque-neil-gaiman/comment-page-1/#comment-8778 Jer Thu, 17 Sep 2009 06:15:10 +0000 http://screencrave.com/?p=36313#comment-8778 Weird. This is the second Scientology connection for Bill Nighy, he appeared in Valkyrie and defended Tom Cruise. The scienos do seem to network together. Weird. This is the second Scientology connection for Bill Nighy, he appeared in Valkyrie and defended Tom Cruise. The scienos do seem to network together.

]]> By: Silibus http://screencrave.com/2009-09-04/bill-nighy-amanda-palmer-silent-statuesque-neil-gaiman/comment-page-1/#comment-8180 Silibus Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:39:18 +0000 http://screencrave.com/?p=36313#comment-8180 Gaiman and Palmer are Scientologists. They got paired up to make money, that's why their relationship was "launched" with pictures and a soundtrack. Unfortunately for Scientology's coffers, Gaiman's career is on the downslide after writing so many bad scripts that tanked and Palmer got dumped by her record label because she can't write a song to save her life, let alone sing. Scientology weirdos. Gaiman and Palmer are Scientologists. They got paired up to make money, that's why their relationship was "launched" with pictures and a soundtrack. Unfortunately for Scientology's coffers, Gaiman's career is on the downslide after writing so many bad scripts that tanked and Palmer got dumped by her record label because she can't write a song to save her life, let alone sing. Scientology weirdos.

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