Weekend Box Office: The End is Here…

I have some really bad news people. I don’t even know exactly how to to say this, but here it goes. Obsessed, which should have been a straight to DVD release, somehow managed to gross over $28 million dollars this weekend. There is no hope. We have giant hog-pigs running around spreading virus’ and people who actually WANT to see movies like this.

The end is here. Check out the numbers as proof…

1. Obsessed | New | Weekend Gross $28,500,000 | Average Per Theater $11,337 | Total Gross $28,500,000 | Production Cost $20 | Week 1
2. 17 Again | LW 1 | Weekend Gross $11,665,000 | Average Per Theater $3,584 | Total Gross $39,970,000 | Week 2
3. Fighting | New | Weekend Gross $11,441,000 | Average Per Theater $4,955 | Total Gross $11,441,000 | Week 1
4. The Soloist |New | Weekend Gross $9,715,000 | Average Per Theater $4,800 | Total Gross $9,715,000 | Week 1
5. Earth |New | Weekend Gross $8,554,000 | Average Per Theater $4,742 | Total Gross $14,201,000 | Week 1
6. Monsters Vs. Aliens |LW 4 | Weekend Gross $8,524,000 | Average Per Theater $2,538 | Total Gross $174,817,000 | Production Cost $175 | Week 5
7. State of Play | LW 2 | Weekend Gross $6,891,000 | Average Per Theater $2,455 | Total Gross $25,124,000 | Week 2
8. Hannah Montana The Movie | LW 3 | Weekend Gross $6,372,000 | Average Per Theater $1,972 | Total Gross $65,590,000 | Week 3
9. Fast and Furious | LW 5 | Weekend Gross $6,062,000 | Average Per Theater $1,700 | Total Gross $145,224,000 | Production Cost $85 | Week 4
10. Crank: High Voltage | LW 6 | Weekend Gross $2,400,000 | Average Per Theater $1,080 | Total Gross $11,518,000 | Week 2