Poll: Was Dr. Manhattan’s Penis Distracting
By Mali Elfman
So, now that I am sure you all ran out opening night to see Watchmen. I have one very important question for you…

So, now that I am sure you all ran out opening night to see Watchmen. I have one very important question for you…
Saturday, March 7, 2009 1:39PM
Although it was a little distracting at first. It really made sense the he would not be clothed-I mean come on he is a superior being…not to mention his body was PERFECT in every way-why not show it off! I wasn't the least bit offended!
AMAZING MOVIE!!!
Saturday, March 7, 2009 6:16PM
I noticed it, but it was done in the same vein as the comic where every moment he's fully exposed was a moment he was beyond humanity. Sort of a, What shame would a god feel?
Saturday, March 7, 2009 8:28PM
Honestly, out of all the things you could point out about the film, you choose to zero in on a penis.
(sigh) Women!
Sunday, March 8, 2009 10:20PM
Matt it is a good point to make though because in the comic he's never exposed (like you see it on the page) or he's wearing shorts. So to have some full frontal glowing blue d**k on the screen is a bit distracting, I reckon.
Monday, March 9, 2009 1:02AM
I loved the blue penis…I mean they always show off woman parts so it was truly a plus to see a penis even it was blue
All hail mr. manhattans blue penis
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 8:00PM
He should have toned it down some. In the comics it was meant to resemble renaissance art; Take a look at The David, it'd be kind of ridiculous David's dick was like down to his knees, itd be all anyone looked at. If anything it makes him look more human; Why would a god, need something that superficial?
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:51PM
The penis itself didn't bug me, but they made it like 7 inches longer than it was in the comics. Seemed mildly unnecessary.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 4:14AM
Well I know what I am going to be for Halloween. Mr Manhattan! Finally a naked superhero!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 9:22AM
You should re-read the comic buddy, check out the mars part in it. Full frontal through several panels.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 8:39AM
But did it sway in the comic? I think not.
Saturday, March 14, 2009 10:15AM
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Saturday, March 14, 2009 9:09PM
i guess they were shooting for "realistic" but then, c'mon, he's a nuclear energy-man
Tuesday, March 17, 2009 8:31PM
If I were to remake myself atom by atom into perfection, I'd give myself a huge penis.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009 9:17PM
In the end it still doesn't matter. Because while Alan "the douche" Moore designed it off of Michaelangelo's David. Its still a view on what we as humans call perfect. If anything, in the movie, its a view of how a god views himself. He did after all give himself a symbol, kept his six pack, and kept his luminous glow. All these are shown as optional, yet he(Manhattan) decides to show them off.
Thursday, March 19, 2009 10:01AM
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Friday, March 20, 2009 11:49PM
If manhattan was so powerful he can shift into any form he likes or have 10 penis's for that matter. But he Stayed in his human. So hes not that god like after all. Just a confused human with lots of power. How sad.
Saturday, March 21, 2009 10:31AM
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Sunday, April 5, 2009 11:20AM
I'm a woman, and all I could think was, I would not pass up the opportunity for a threesome with 2 guys. The best part it's not even cheating. I also like to read BL so I would probably make him make out with himself while I watch. I <3 boys with other boys! LOL
Saturday, May 2, 2009 8:36AM
Come on. Notable yes, distracting no. Someone needs to get some play…
Thursday, May 21, 2009 11:09PM
my dad mr roberto irineu mariho this men had been 7 cm penis ahahahahah
Thursday, July 23, 2009 6:08PM
That is AWESOME!!!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009 7:23PM
ok seriously it was small … u ppl r weird… umm.. id they added 7 inches like some ppl say… then its impossible even see something that small.. like seriously… IT WAS LITTLE.. like he just got out of the pool and was dealing with shrinkage lmao
Friday, July 31, 2009 4:53AM
Did not like it at ALL. And everyone i have spoken to as well about the film felt it didnt need to be there. Men did not enjoy a wang in there face at all……and ladies that went to see it with there husbands felt uncomfortable. Could have made the film without all the nudity, and been a film others would see. Sad waste and loss of morality
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 11:37PM
For those who say that it was the only thing they could look at… I say "grow up.. just alittle bit more hun. You'll be fine!" With all the tit shots and pussy shots I think alittle penis on the screen was great! All the naked girls in hollywood and a lone penis shows up.. the movies halt to a stop? Please! =/ really? Not to mention that this guy became so evolved that the human body was nothing to be ashamed of.. is an amazeing thing! I thought that it was cool that he was kind enough to cover it up when he was around mere mortals in the first place! I thought nothing of it really. I thought it made it more realistic. Just one opinion. take it or leave it.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009 9:53AM
It was done to push the envelope. They don't show the details of a woman's pus_y, nor is it mature, nore did it add to the story. I think it really made the movie seem terribly cheap and piss poor. It was already all about effects.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010 9:46AM
Wow. "Loss of morality"? "Made the movie seem terribly cheap"? You people have got to be kidding me. It's a penis. Not to mention, part of Manhatten's character is his disconnection from humanity, so why the hell would he care about wearing a speedo to please the creatures he can barely relate to?
Further, there's nothing overtly sexual about a flaccid penis. If that makes you uncomfortable, you've got some deeper issues at work. Grow up, or stick to Disney movies.