Some enchanted evening…. or afternoon, rather. I saw the new Disney family adventure, “Enchanted” at 4pm on a Sunday, which caused my friend and I to have to sit in the second row in front of a theater filled with parents and their offspring. Truth be told, I had been dying to see this marshmallowy film since I giggled during the trailer. However, I was not looking forward to kids talking/screaming/spilling stickiness on me.

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December 5

• Juno Starring Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Allison Janney, Olivia Thirlby; is about a young girl, Juno (Ellen Page) confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker (Michael Cera). Rain Wilson (aka Dwight from The US Office) makes an appearance, so that’s always a plus.

December 7

• The Amateurs: with Jeff Bridges, Tim Blake Nelson, Joe Pantoliano, William Fichtner, Ted Danson, Patrick Fugit, John Hawkes, Brad William Henke, Glenne Headly, Lauren Graham, Jeanne Tripplehorn. Is about a down-and-out divorcee Andy Sargentee (Jeff Bridges), who with the help of his five motley friends, brainstorms a genius idea to produce an amateur adult film!

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Wow. I have about twenty tabs open full of juicy info. This week was a good one. We have a little bit of this… a little bit of that… and more. My job is to take those twenty tabs of information, put it through the Jonslator, and slap it all on this page. Now remember people, I do this for YOU… because I love you.

Alright. This week we’re branching out beyond the “nerdy movie news”, as it has been called. I thought all everyone cared about was superheroes. Maybe I was wrong. I do refuse to post anything that lacks excitement in my little mind. So do enjoy what I have for you. It’s a good batch this week.

• Let’s start off with a bang! It is going around that Morgan Spurlock (the dude that ate McDonalds for a month) may have footage and an interview with Osama bin Laden in his upcoming documentary. MSNBC reports the following:
  • ‘Spurlock showed a select group of potential buyers 15 minutes from his new documentary, “Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden?” The film follows Spurlock through the Middle East in his search for the elusive leader of al-Qaia. According to Slashfilm.com, The Weinstein Co. quickly snapped up the picture after seeing the clips.

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